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  • teacher: don't bullshit this essay
  • me: i'm gonna bullshit this essay




fhaul:

repeat after me: i am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014






To all the Tumblr users who tend to use tags very liberally:

thejadedkiwano:

Let’s play a game.

Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.

you

also

what

when

why

how

look

because

never






Listening to a piece of classical music that I've never heard before with headphones:

  • Me: ooh this is a quiet part. Maybe I should turn up the volume so that I can hear what's going on.
  • Me, three seconds later: SHIT SHIT SHIT BAD IDEA VOLUME DOWN VOLUME DOWN VOLUME DOWN OWWW EARS STUPID CYMBAL CRASH OWWW
  • Me, ten seconds later: ooh another quiet part -- let's turn the volume up again *repeat infinitely*
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comicbookactionsidekick:

sueishappy:

"and that is why pink ribbons are for boobies." -hank green

Things I did not know until now. DAMNIT HITLER.





to the people who have followed me lately that I did not greet

image






feedmysoulwithmusic:

damngary:

I am going to just keep reblogging this thing forever.

This is my favorite image on the entire internet.

feedmysoulwithmusic:

damngary:

I am going to just keep reblogging this thing forever.

This is my favorite image on the entire internet.





reminis-zenz:

Spending my Sunday with drinking tea, looking at nature books and watching movies.

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i only have one and a half conversations going this is not enough come say hi 2 me


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nylooms:

tupacabra:

image

it’s a metaphor

The best part is that the crab is the symbol for the zodiac sign Cancer, so in a way even the crab itself is a metaphor






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